Remember Green Acres?
Linda Porter once traded in her ranch for city life – and then freaked out her neighbors when she hung roosters upside down on her clothes line and lopped their heads off, just like she used to do back home. That’s just one of the funny stories about culture shock Porter can share with your listeners.
CREDENTIALS: Linda Porter is the author of RYAN THE REDBONE DREAMS HE’S ALL GROWN UP, a children’s book about a dog who imagines having adult adventures in his everyday puppy life. Porter lives on a 285-acre Texas ranch where she occasionally has to get wood ducks out of her satellite dish.
AVAILABILITY: TX, nationwide by arrangement and via telephone
CONTACT: Linda Porter, (512) 556-7663 (TX); email@example.com